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Major Payne

Major Payne
Major Payne (1995)

IMDB rating: 5.20

Plot: Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin’ machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job – commanding officer of a local school’s JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corp with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the corp who has just started the believe in him, or will he find out that killin’ ain’t much of a livin’?

Directors: Castle Nick

Actors: Hall Albert,Ironside Michael,Hickey William,Wayans Damon,Bickell Ross,Bigelow Scott ‘Bam Bam’,Blaire Joda,Brown Orlando,Chesson-Fohl Peyton,Coleman Stephen,Conway Mark,DeHart David,Diveley Joshua Todd,Faraoni Jr. Robert,Gabel Michael,Comedy,

What movie previews duped you into watching a cinematic train wreck?
You saw the previews, the movie looked cool/funny/scary/inspiring/etc, then you watch it… and it’s a major piece of &^$# on rye bread.

…then to top that, the previews that got you to the theater/Netflix/download site are CUT FROM THE FINAL MOVIE…

For me: Max Payne. I don’t know if any scenes were cut, I could get thru the first 35 mins.
How did I forget about Watchmen?

The Watchemen trailer>The Watchmen movie, easily


Watchmen.

ctramell92 | Apr 13, 2009


The Day the Earth Stood Still
Smivie | Apr 13, 2009


i agree, the day the earth stood still.
jaydeeee ^___^ | Apr 13, 2009


Miami Vice! I was so looking forward to that film from the previews I saw. What a major let down. Awful, awful movie.
Humag | Apr 13, 2009

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